Satire

Boatloads of Trust

Several days ago, ten U.S. sailors were taken into Iranian custody after straying into the Islamic Republic’s territorial waters near Farsi Island. This island, which acts as a Revolutionary Guard base, is…


Korean News Broadcast

*Grainy static on the T.V. screen, until a blue backdrop and a single Korean woman in a pink robe appear on the screen*     Two days ago, the perpetually youthful and unimaginably…


Trump Blames Entire Group For Terrorism

Defending his call to disallow Muslim travel to the United States, ostensibly for reasons of national security, Trump has now put forth a bolder claim. He now believes that all men should…



Trump Says Nothing Inflammatory

In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump took to the stage and delivered an incredibly measured, restrained speech accompanied by a plethora of accurate facts and figures, none of which were…


Ireland Will Now Help You Shoot Up Heroin

Which will get you a larger fine, speeding or snorting cocaine? Well if Ireland’s National Drug Strategy Minister Aodhán Ó Ríordáinr has his way they soon will be the same. A revolutionary…


Middle Age at 17

Four white men dressed in collared shirts and standing on a golf course on a warm Sunday afternoon sounds more like the relaxation of middle aged businessmen rather than the optimistic adventures…


We Are Now Earthquake Proof

Thanks to our school’s recent earthquake drill, we are now 100 percent completely earthquake safe. I’m serious. The fact that we as a collective group now know to drop under our desks…