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SWAT Teams in the Bathroom

In North Carolina, a law recently was passed saying that people were required to use whichever bathroom matched the gender they were born with. If you didn’t comply you could face fines…

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Help Wanted

Help Wanted Are you hungry for power? Willing to sell your soul and ignore the little people? Well then do we have an opportunity for you!   Job: Republican Presidential Nominee  …


Captain Trump: Civil War

*Obligatory Marvel Studios Logo* The battle lines have been drawn, friends, and it is time to choose sides. Reacting to the rise of Captain Trump and his cries of revolution against the…


Taking a Look at the Fruit Salad of Life

Ben Carson, the retired African American neurosurgeon turned presidential candidate, is of the opinion that Barack Obama is not “black enough” to empathize with the struggle of other black people in the…


God Killed Scalia

According to conservative radio host Glenn Beck, our Heavenly Father bestirred himself recently to strike down a Supreme Court justice in order to motivate evangelical Republicans to go out and carry Ted…


O’Malley’s One Supporter Unsure Where To Turn

Citing his failure to secure any delegates in the Iowa caucus, Martin O’Malley dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination for President. This has lead to a very intriguing possibility…


Let’s Ignore the Voters

Let’s discuss a hypothetical shall we? Candidate A and Candidate B are facing each other in an election. In their first meeting in State 1, they are at a near statistical tie…


Help Wanted: White House Vacancy

A socialist, a clown, a preacher, and an emotionless robot walk into Iowa. While this may sound like the set up to an entertaining joke, it actually reflects the sad state of…